canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

canadianslut:

Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex